FSM Discussion

I have also found that garlic shoots are tasty to use like chives on a salad. growing garilic is rediculously easy. weait for a few of your cloves to sprout and the just stick 'em in the ground, shoot side up. even of the clove doesn't produce well, one can use the shoots on their salads. You do hav...

If nothing else, our late friend, Geaorge Carlin desevers an honorable mention for his dissertation on religion: When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. R...

I keep moving betwen Missouri and TX. This keeps the Vatican a moving target. :cool: I have seen evidence of fellow Pastfarians here in TX; on my way into work I saw a car with the FSM clearly, and proudly displayed on the back of it. The car was headed south on Preston Rd around 7:00 a.m. So, we ar...

I think we need to point out the fact that strippers and beer where divine creations of the noodle. As was everything else, yet these are the things he recognizes as particularly important to all human beings. Like sure your god invented morality but ours gave us beer, who could argue with that? An...

I have found that the best way to smoke garlic is to crush or mince it and use a water bong. Smoking it with rolling papers makes for a harsher toke.

Chicken enchiladas. mmmmmmmmmm.

Beer and distilled spirits should count as grain and wine should count as fruit!

All it needs is a likeness of our savior, FSM! I see an opportunity for Bobby!

Does anyone really want to become like the stone cold, moon munching, toys in the attic, bats in the belfry, loony, bat-shit crazy scientologists? Not I. Now, would I like the serious cash that they're pulling in *extorting* from their members? Yes, but not the way that they obtain it. And, again, t...

TwistedSister wrote:Festivities start at 8:00 a.m. and shall end at 8:00 p.m.

I prefer that they start at 8 am and continue 'til 8 am

Arrrgh, he's dared for the Mod's to ban him. Literally asked to see if he would be banned (see link).
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=9506&p=485745#p485745

Now you've taken offense and tried to play Mod Baiter.

Methinks he's more of a Master Baiter.

Flying, floating, what does it matter. As long as there's pasta and alcohol!

"Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch. Okay perv boy?"

I think you're hitting the Amsterdam "coffee shops" a little to hard and too often dude. Seriously. Get some help.

Arrrgh, Rev; They be comely wenches!