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omfsm that was incredable!

May you forever be touched by his noodly appendages!

http://www.portlandpiratefestival.com/ Climb aboard for 2 exciting days of pirate fun and family adventure as Portland Pirate Festival sails into Cathedral Park Sept. 19 and 20 with a growing reputation as a destination event offering the very best in family entertainment. This year you can be a par...

I live in raleigh north carolina and I was wondering if thier were any other pastafarians around who might be able to come to a rally or something of that nature.

Also, does anyone know where to get full pirate regelia?

Dagwood Gum wrote:I have it under good authority that Spaghetti O's are the body thetans (souls of dead space aliens) that Scientolgists spend a million dollars to exorcise, ala Tom Cruise, John Revolta...

I KNEW IT!

Are we sure about that? FSM knows McCain seems to change his mind on everything else on a daily basis. Take the bailout f'r instance; he suspended his campaign (supposedly) to work on that, said everything was proceeding well enough for him to attend the debate on Friday when no real progress had b...

Valanthe wrote:I think our Noodly Master would like to see someone bright, charming, and tolerant in office. Bonus points if said person enjoys pasta and beer. I don't see any of that applying to the McCain/Palin ticket, do you?

You are completely right. except mccain likes wiskey.

Has no one else seen this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=9izhjnaLa3M It's basically an interview with John McCain, where he declares that the United States is a nation founded on "Christian Principles", therefore there should always be a Christian in power. Would the FSM approve of this? Don...

lol im a democrat

ok wtf i said dont tell me i spelled it wrong! no change all those comments you shouldnt of made to something happy like

ok so i was looking over the gospel the other day and i cam across a part of it where is said "we should give equal time to teaching FSMism alongside evolutionism" senator john mcain it said something like that but i got the main point. if mcain(and i know im not spelling it right so pleas...

ok so even if they are noodles, they should be illegal cause they say they are spaghetti! and no pastafarian can say spaghetti O's are spaghetti!

ok i am writingt hison my cellphone... and i dont think i ill ever do this, but are we aloud to resell the gospel at the origonal price for recruitment purposes? i mean i have some friends who want to get the book dont..... or ifi wanted to do random street converting.

farfalla wrote:On a trivia note - The inventor of spaghetti O's, Kurt Eberling, died March 10th of this year.

this is a sign!heed it! the fsm has spoken against spaghetti O's!!!! you must see the light of the FSM! do not be a fool and continue to act blindly!

ill wrassle anyone in spaghetti O's. for the fsm though, and for the right to be his favorite.

have you aver had lasagna? that is pasta heard of bow tie pasta ? http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/875/10066379.JPG all of that is pasta i know, but spaghettis O's arnt pasta, they O shaped. now the sauce is holy. i think...... i mean spaghetti monster and spaghetti sauce. in my opinion sp...