FSM Discussion

That ceiling looks cool

I can't stop making
Dirty haikus in my head

*takes out a camera*

"...go for i' fermer cap'n."

"'boot gettin' back ta ye body, ye daft spirit."

*still looking at the wrong side of the room*

*presses a button on belt an undiscombobulates* "Did someone say somethin' about dead off'cers? I been werkin' on somethin' tha' makes off'cers immoral...or immortal... one o' those two, an'/or revives them. I been keepin' it un'er wraps, 'cause ye people dun gimme any engineerin' work." *...

*stumbles on to the bridge with a bottle in hand* "This isna tha galask....galazk...space thing that ha' the barmaidens, Singie." *pushes a button and the ship stops* *looks around and sees everyone in the middle of a hostage situation* "Whoa, dinna knoo ye swung tha' way. I suppert y...

In due time, grasshopper.

The person below me will explain to me what a Basket Shark is so I can explain it to the person above me.

*looks as a bottle is drunken from an invisible entity*

*looks at bottle in his hand*

"Shome goo' shtuff."

*throws the empty bottle away*

"...next..."

"Lut'nant One? 'ell if aye knoo. Shot o' Tequila? Ye mean ye ain't drinkin' it all fro' tha bottle in one go? What are ye? A bunch o' wee lasses?"

"Lads, ye de noot challen' a shark ta an eatin' contes'. Noo, finish up ye lightweigh's, I have yet ta decide whether ta shoot ye or not."

*busts in the drinking contest room's door*

"A'righ' ye b'stards, I..... Ye be hav'n a drinkin' contes' wi'oot invitin' me?"

*cocks phaser rifle*

*walks out in a black leather trench coat with two phaser rifles*

"A'right ye bunch o' rowdy b'stards, 'stime for a time out."

*stuns everything that moves, and everything that doesn't move but looks like it could move*

"Any o' ye still wanna fight? Eh?"

*stares at monitor*

"Use tha damn min' transfermer, lad! Failin' a timewairp releas's min' controllin' things!"

*looks at another monitor*

"2 o' spades.... 2 o' spades...."

*over comlink*

"Ach, aye, ye all be screwed noo wi' me as commandin' ossifer."

*coughs over comlink*

"As ye were."

"Aye, tha sensairs be sho'in thar be a high gas level all throughoot tha ship. Better release some inta space."

*ship gets clear again*

"Oh... it looks like a failed time wairp on tha ship. Hmm, no doubt tha crew be goin' crazy from thayr minds bein' midwarp."